“options when the checks are late again”
1. Go back into food service
| CONS | PROS |
|---|---|
| -hate your job | +Bills paid |
| -hate your customers | +Cash tips |
| -hate your body | +The Devil That You Know |
| (probably get hate-crimed) |
2. Learn to code
| CONS | PROS |
|---|---|
| -long learning curve | +$$$ |
| -repeat of the dot com bubble | +Skill in high demand |
| -bcome a gentrifier | +Work from home |
| (don't get hate-crimed) |
3. Become a Spongebob Squarepants Impersonator
| CONS | PROS | |
|---|---|---|
| -vocally demanding | +do a silly laugh | |
| -unreliable pay | +technically an artform | |
| -silly, expensive costume | +It was a sagittarius’ idea during sagittarius season while the sun, venus, jupiter, and the moon were near conjunction in sagittarius so probably pretty lucky? |
|
| (probably get hate-crimed) |
4. SW (ex: Findom, Sugaring, Cam, ‘Amateur’ vids, Classifieds)
| CONS | PROS |
|---|---|
| -digital marketing | +$ |
| -SESTA/FOSTA | +work from home |
| -probably get hate-crimed | +HRT (aka $) |
5. Immediate Full Scale Proletarian Revolt
| CONS | PROS |
|---|---|
| -Life Expectancy | +Job satisfaction |
| -Rent not paid | +Everything is free |
| +Landlord dead | |
| +Rent not paid |
Wren Romero
Wren Cuidade Romero is very, very tired and very, very behind on rent. To read their work, including their zine DE+H KUL+ and their chapbook When Phoenix Flooded, find them on social media @CUIDADX or just walk around Boston chirping.
Twitter: @CUIDADX