“options when the checks are late again”
1. Go back into food service
| CONS | PROS | 
|---|---|
| -hate your job | +Bills paid | 
| -hate your customers | +Cash tips | 
| -hate your body | +The Devil That You Know | 
| (probably get hate-crimed) | 
2. Learn to code
| CONS | PROS | 
|---|---|
| -long learning curve | +$$$ | 
| -repeat of the dot com bubble | +Skill in high demand | 
| -bcome a gentrifier | +Work from home | 
| (don't get hate-crimed) | 
3. Become a Spongebob Squarepants Impersonator
| CONS | PROS | |
|---|---|---|
| -vocally demanding | +do a silly laugh | |
| -unreliable pay | +technically an artform | |
| -silly, expensive costume | +It was a sagittarius’ idea during sagittarius season while the sun, venus, jupiter, and the moon were near conjunction in sagittarius so probably pretty lucky? | |
| (probably get hate-crimed) | 
4. SW (ex: Findom, Sugaring, Cam, ‘Amateur’ vids, Classifieds)
| CONS | PROS | 
|---|---|
| -digital marketing | +$ | 
| -SESTA/FOSTA | +work from home | 
| -probably get hate-crimed | +HRT (aka $) | 
5. Immediate Full Scale Proletarian Revolt
| CONS | PROS | 
|---|---|
| -Life Expectancy | +Job satisfaction | 
| -Rent not paid | +Everything is free | 
| +Landlord dead | |
| +Rent not paid | 
Wren Romero
Wren Cuidade Romero is very, very tired and very, very behind on rent. To read their work, including their zine DE+H KUL+ and their chapbook When Phoenix Flooded, find them on social media @CUIDADX or just walk around Boston chirping.
Twitter: @CUIDADX
